The Coke can on my desk contains 140 calories, all of them coming from the 39g of high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS is linked to obesity. It also contains phosphoric acid (linked to tooth problems) and caffeine (the cause of, and solution to, many of my problems).
I suppose it is with this in mind that the can proudly claims "VERY LOW SODIUM."
Way to frame it, guys.