So there I am at work, using Firefox on the MBP to track down a technical issue. I'm reading some blog with a crappy fixed-width Wordpress theme. The kind that spits in the face of your 24" monitor with large swaths of "blog rolls," and even larger swaths of unused gray, just cuz.
"Naturally," my first instinct was to double tap the only div on the page that contained actual content that I cared about. Aardvark to the rescue, I guess, like a glass of flat Bud Light when you ordered a micro IPA.
At least I have flash.