You can't rsync an entire SAN...

And other new lessons for a fearless leader:

I've seen funnier things

But I can't remember when.

Was he murdered, martyred or assassinated?

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Can God make a rock that he can't move?

The important lesson here is that two wrongs make a right.

What do Jesus, MLK, Gandhi, the Buddha and the Dalai Lama have in common?

Weak on terror.